Jelly Sneeze

When you have a mouth full of jelly and you suddenly have to sneeze and the jelly travels up to your nose and when you sneeze it sprays out alongside the usual mess.

Andrew was enjoying a bowl full of strawberry jelly when suddenly the urge to sneeze hit him, he tried to quickly swallow the jelly but he was to late the jelly flew out and hit the person sitting opposite him, she screamed in disgust and everyone else cried out in laughter, " HaHa Jelly sneeze"

by TheJellyMan April 17, 2013

Sneeze cucked

When you're just about to sneeze with all the accompanying face distorts, but the sneeze never comes.

Man, I hate getting sneeze cucked!

by Meteli June 02, 2019

sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick"
"Wow what a sneeze n squeezer"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024

sneeze n squeezer

Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.

Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls

"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"

by your grandpas boyfriend March 30, 2024

mask sneeze

when you have a corona mask on and you sneeze and snot goes everywhere

in the middle of the business meeting i had a terrible mask sneeze, that shit went in my mouth

by BIGNIGGABOB33 December 04, 2020

Pussy sneeze

Essentially when a girl squirts

Jason- Bro my girl squirted on my face last night
Rod- Damn her pussy sneezed hope you said bless you

by Expeditionary April 02, 2021

Cock Sneeze

It's when u cum and piss in a girls mouth when she's giving u head.

She gave me such good head I Cock Sneezed.

by Im.dead February 26, 2019