noise merchant

A right-wing nut job who peddles conspiracy theories that are not based in fact, have little evidentiary support, and are targeted toward non-critical thinkers who are generally gullible.

Alex Jones and Rush Limbaugh are not journalists but simply noise merchants.

by Big Grinder June 18, 2019

white noise

A buzzing sound, like static. When you turn on the telly and it's not connected... That's the white noise.

Ben: OH NO! THE tv ISN'T CONNECTED!!!!
TV: *white noise*

by totes_not-greatAt-all November 18, 2020

cosmic noise

Noise caused by radiation outside of Earth’s atmosphere

Cosmic noise can be detected by artificial intelligence

by acme2004 February 9, 2018

Noying

Noying defines when a couple is in an argumentative state and when one of them gets frustrated they use the word noying to confuse the other partner.

Girlfriend: why did eat my ice cream you fat bitch.

Boyfriend: Noying me.

by Jhinwock September 28, 2022

Whiteman Noise

Constant background chatter in an office or professional environment about climbing the corporate ladder and using your connections to get into an Ivy League MBA program that will literally change your life.

"I can't concentrate with Ian's constant whiteman noise. Just apply to grad school, dude! "

Employee #1: "Why is John always in Spencer's office? Is he sucking up for a promotion?"
Employee #2: "No, that's just whiteman noise. You know, Spencer went to Stanford"

by MauiAlli March 15, 2020

noise funnel

An alternative, pseudo scientific, absurdist, reductionist, descriptive alternative for 'ears' recalling the pure physical and functional properties of a person's dual facial appendages.

lugholes

'I say, Charlie. This composition is like aural ambrosia to my noise funnels.'

by xenographer August 8, 2016

meow noises

A slang term used for marijuana outside of a joint.

"Yo, you got meow noises in there or nah?"

by The Meow Noise Man December 8, 2017