A person who has sexual relationships with people in order to get money and/or other benefits from them but who also requires that the people they use be in love with them. Narcissistic whores do not care what you look like only that you make them the center of your world and give them attention and money whenever they ask for it.
My friend Dave is all caught up with a narcissistic whore ...she totally brain fucked him and has him paying her rent while she screws other guys in the apartment!
by Luvluv21 May 27, 2018
Get the Narcissistic Whoremug. n. a male whore. one who spends his finances, free-time and energy sleeping with (or attempting to sleep with) as many women as possible. standards are irrelevant; the he-whore simply wants to add notches to his bedpost and often will sleep with buffet queens, co-workers, cougars, sorostitutes, the inebriated and the mentally under-developed.
he-whores can be identified by their habitual over-grooming, watching themselves in any mirror they walk past, and dressing in clothing meticulously selected to appear as though they don't care what they are wearing at all. they are insecure and require frequent validation (eg: why yes, Ben, your pecs do look bigger!).
v. to attempt to sleep with a vast array of women through any means possible. see definition of he-whore, noun, above.
he-whores can be identified by their habitual over-grooming, watching themselves in any mirror they walk past, and dressing in clothing meticulously selected to appear as though they don't care what they are wearing at all. they are insecure and require frequent validation (eg: why yes, Ben, your pecs do look bigger!).
v. to attempt to sleep with a vast array of women through any means possible. see definition of he-whore, noun, above.
noun: man, that VonDielingen guy is a real he-whore - he had sex with his fat neighbor last night, and showed up late to his girlfriend's birthday party!
verb: my good friend Ben has been he-whoring for years- I think he finally got genital warts.
verb: my good friend Ben has been he-whoring for years- I think he finally got genital warts.
by doctor hotpants September 12, 2009
Get the he-whoremug. When you see girls walking around the town with a massive handbag hanging off their arm at the elbow, always with their arm's bent at 90 degrees.
by The_dawg October 24, 2008
Get the whore elba (whore elbow)mug. The logic used by whorish women to justify their whorish behavior in reference to their two timing ways
Her whore logic allowed her to tell me straight faced "I slept with him because I missed you so much"
by Charlie Bensen July 26, 2010
Get the whore logicmug. A slutty girl who fucks a lot of guys but does it with style, grace and elegance; all while looking mad fine.
by Manhattan Mick and The Pac October 13, 2011
Get the Whore Swagmug. An individual who justifies their sexual impropriety though claiming each act of sexual misconduct was legitimate due to specific circumstances. The technicality whore is thus able to make excuses after each sexual act to avoid guilt. The technicality whore is usually in a relationship, but may also be single and using technicalities to avoid damaging the clean perception they have of themselves.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Technicality whores will often use phrases like:
"It wasn't cheating because..."
"I am not a whore because..."
"It's not sex if..."
Common technicality whore technicalities include:
1. Blow jobs are not sex and therefore not cheating.
2. Sex doesn't count as cheating if you don't love the person you are cheating with.
3. Sex isn't sex if you don't sleep in bed together.
4. Sex isn't sex if all the clothes don't come off.
5. Sex isn't sex if there is no kissing.
...and so on.
Bill Clinton is the world's most famous technicality whore. He claimed he "did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky." He was using the classic blow jobs aren't sex pattern that has been used by technicality whores since time immemorial.
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
Other examples:
"I just got banged by the basketball team but I am not a whore because there was no kissing."
"I had sex with my ex-boyfriend and my current boyfriend doesn't know. But it's ok because I love them both."
A virgin girl who takes it in the ass only says: "I am still a virgin and am saving myself for the one I love"
by CockityCockCockCock March 8, 2010
Get the Technicality Whoremug. A girl you don't really care about beyond a booty call who ends up weasling her way into sleeping over your house after you bang her, and keeping you up with her snoring.
I didn't even want to take any girls home last night because I was tired and didn't want to get stuck next to some stupid snore whore.
by dizzy the dynosaur October 11, 2009
Get the snore whoremug.