Skunk

A Texas State Trooper. Named after the iconic black patrol cars with white hoods.

Google Maps: There's a speed trap up ahead.
Edga:r Oh shit! Hey cuh, bajale que ahí está un skunk behind the bushes with his radar.

by Porque Me Buscan January 27, 2021

Skunk

A cat-sized animal that has a special ability. The special ability is its ability to use the power of stink (and science, specifically chemistry) to defend itself.
Skunks have special glands on their backside that cook up a nasty concoction of chemicals called thiols. These thiols are what make skunk spray smell like...well, iykyk.

Skunk spray smells horrible

by QuertyQuery June 25, 2024

angry drunken skunk

The angry drunken skunk is when you are fisting a drunk females ass and you hit it just right you will feel pressure on your fist and that's when you rip your fist out of her ass like you are starting a lawnmower and immediately once your fist is out shit will shoot every where hense the term drunken skunk

I fist popped that ass causing her to have a angry drunken skunk

by uptheasswiththecompotision April 8, 2016

Skunking

A defensive mechanism of farting on someone when being closely persued.
Verb Skunked.

"Ewan was chasing me up the stairs, so I stopped suddenly in my tracks and skunked him as he collided with me. He got a point blank Skunking."

by HellRoken June 8, 2014

angry drunken skunk

When you're anal fucking a girl with constipation while you're both drunk.

Yo that girl was an angry drunken skunk last night

by Dildoman420 April 14, 2016

Taming the Skunk

Smoking weed while your family is asleep

My sister is taming the skunk. I can smell it from across the hallway

by Mozzi August 7, 2015

Skunk-Bumping

It is the opposite of docking. Instead of tip to tip, it is hole to hole.

I walked in on Dave and Bill, and they were ass to ass skunk-bumping!

by JRMontana March 31, 2025