puppet blowjob

when you give a handjob with a puppet

yo yo yo puppet blowjob

by the cum milker June 4, 2021

entertainment puppet

some who use you for there own entertainment only when they bored

female: hey i’m bored
guy: you only text me when your bored im not your entertainment puppet

by 6addictions February 27, 2025

Alabama Glove Puppet

Shoving your fist so far up your sisters anus that you can open and close her belly button with her large intestine

Cleatus: W'hell, how'd it go fuckin' your sister last night, Tyler?

Tyler: It went great! I had one hell-of-a time doin' the Alabama Glove Puppet on my sisters booty-hole for my parents!

by alabama_glove_puppet_master September 7, 2021

Mud Puppet

A career politician, fluent in the arts of shit baggery

The President got how many people killed?? Lawrdy, that mud puppet is at it again

by Vobden September 1, 2021

Cheese Puppet

People who are easily manipulated into making jerks of themselves for money, sex, or attention. They appear sincere in their delusion. Particularly applies to Media types and Celebrities.

Geraldo Riviera (left)
Bill O'Reilly (right)

by Bob the Planet February 10, 2005

Puppetted

when someone gives you a roofie and a viagra then picks you up from behind while you are unconscious, and proceeds to use you to fuck someone else.

oh hey john, what did you and doe do tonight? We had a threesome. How did you go? It went well from what I heard, I got puppetted for the first time last night, I don’t remember tho!

by odolfhitl3r August 10, 2025

puppet show

a conversation between two sockpuppet accounts on an internet text platform such as a messageboard, chatroom, forum, comment section, social media reply or post, etc.

Ignore those two sockpuppet accounts of Scott Adams and Tim Buckley talking to each other, as we don't need to see a puppet show here.

by IronCurtaiNYC June 3, 2024