A man who has one of the smallest penis' in the world . If you were to have sex with a Nelson you wouldn't feel anything.
by Nelson Gilbourne June 26, 2019
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Get the Nelsonedmug. by worshipthenelson March 8, 2022
Get the Nelsonismmug. Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.
To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.
by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023
Get the Rusty Nelsonmug. A fine sexy guy from mabank tx that loves everyone and will have a big impression on everyone great guy
by anonymous March 21, 2022
Get the Nelsonmug.