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nelson crow

a farmer who makes bank and gets big penis
caleb: hey dude have you seen nelson crow?

Queer kid: yeah hes out working hard!
by nelsons juice January 27, 2022
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pupper nelson

A bad ass dog who can fuck your mom by one glance he also goes by the name “Walter
Yo watch your mom Pupper Nelson’s in town
by Zurdle July 1, 2020
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Nelson

Me-“ I don’t want to pt tomorrow
Nelson-“ come on don’t be a shit bag pt is fun”
by Shitbagmarine June 25, 2021
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Nelsonism

Practicing the religion of the Nelson god.
Person 1: Why are you naked here?
Person 2: First amendment, it’s my religion, nelsonism.
by worshipthenelson March 8, 2022
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gage nelson

Gage nelson is a chav-But he has a huge di** and is a decent person-He is me mandem and i hope to get a cheeky nandos with him
"Oi,ur a gage nelson my mandem
by Gafuba April 7, 2020
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Rusty Nelson

Named after the 17th president of The Church Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints (Mormons), Russell M. Nelson.

To get someone in a full Nelson chokehold, then fuck them in the ass, traditionally without lube. Much like how the church has fucked millions of people out of 10% of their income while investing it to the tune of over 100 BILLION dollars in real estate.
You'd better pay that 10% or you're not going to see your family in the afterlife, and we're give you the Rusty Nelson.
by Vanilla Coke Bois September 10, 2023
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