ass muncher

An individual that bites ones butt-cheeks. Usually resulting in a case of swollen colon, staff infection, or a bite mark. Usually the butt-cheek is firm and very smooth allowing the ass muncher(s) to get the most accurate nibble or sometimes bite. people who get assmunched...usually go into a state of horniness where they start to develop long boners and occasional discharges of the vaginal canal.

Lindsay is the dumbest ass muncher. She bit Mr.Decker's wrong buttcheek. This turned Mr.Decker off which resulted in him whacking her in the face with his ballsack(s).

by rimjobstar December 4, 2007

muncher

a muncher is someone who eats too much food, sometimes they eat so much food such as beans, that they grow so massive theyre tiddlywinks explode with anger.

example 1: holy crap he ate 16 whole pizzas, hes gunna have a huge poop, hes a muncher alright

by george herdy February 22, 2008

queef nugget muncher

someone who munches queef nuggets, or munches out chicks who don't shower.

Oh aaron's such a queef nugget muncher, he's got queef nuggets stuck in his teeth

by FrEaK FrOm near whangas May 12, 2006

pie muncher

A shorter version of hairy pie muncher. A Lesbian.

What yourself with that one, she's a pie muncher.

by Clangnuts May 13, 2005

munchdown

To eat a shit load of junk food while baked.

"Man, that was a good hit."
"I'm hungry."
"MUNCHDOWN COMMENCE!"

by Bolivian Princess May 13, 2006

sprog muncher

someone who is known to eat the penis and swallow sperm

david, you're such a sprog muncher

by aagg April 9, 2008

Delaware Dick Muncher

This sexual act requires an uncircumsized penis. While you and your parter are having intercourse, have one person, bite the foreskin off of the uncircumsized penis, and eat it.

John: Dude, last night when I was having sex with my mom, she gave me a Delaware dick muncher.

Kevin: Does that mean that you used to be uncircumsized!?

John: Yeah, but my mom just ate it.

by Juan my balls off January 31, 2009