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Muddy Krudge

When one has defecated and the excess of said matter remains on the perineum, mainly occurring when one suffers gastrointestinal upset (Diarrhea)
Better wipe properly, you don't want muddy krudge.

Bidets were invented to prevent Muddy krudge

Holy crap that is spicey, Don't eat too much or you'll end up locked in the restroom with dealing with muddy krudge
by Owl-Moth Man May 1, 2022
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Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.
by Muddillo April 22, 2023
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the muddy skydiver

Eugene was at a football game and the taco bell was rushing through his body. As he rushes to the bathroom during halftime only to find half of the tri-state area waiting in line the stall. Instead, Eugene spots the urinal and goes in for the muddy skydiver.
by partyintheusa March 29, 2015
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Muddy Puddles

A game in which one diarrheas in another’s belly button then lying on their back they attempt to bend over far enough to slurp it out.
by pholter February 23, 2024
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Muddy Cunty

Mud crickets in vagina with a lot of different diseases and can cause your dick diseases called maggot infestation.
by M-j-k May 28, 2019
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Muddy Creek

When you're giving your gal some anal action missionary style ask her to urinate so it mixes with the mud and washes down her her crack creating a muddy Creek.
I was pounding my gal's mud hole when the clam dam broke and washed the mud down the creek. Causing a muddy creek.
by Ducks74 July 24, 2021
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Muddy Turkey

When a girl is getting eaten out and she shuts herself
Tonight my stomach had issues so while you gobble gobble you might het a muddy turkey
by Brainmaker June 20, 2025
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