muddy kiss

a rim job whilst the recipient is suffering from a case of extreme diarrhea

last night I hooked up with melissa and she gave me a muddy kiss

by tombull360 September 1, 2021

Muddy

A big bastard

“Damn, I wish I was as big as MUDDY!”

by unitsonly July 5, 2021

Muddy Plough

The act of performing vaginal sex after anal sex, which caused the penis to be covered in fecal matter. Similar to the Golden Plough.

Dude, I was Butt fucking my girl last night when she asked me to stick it her pussy instead. I pulled it out and saw it was covered in crap but stuck it in anyway, totally gave her the muddy plough.

by TheFish July 22, 2012

Muddy Bunny

A variation of the Muddy Buddy. After vigorous anal sex, when there is a thin layer of fecal matter still present on the penis, the act of spreading the fecal matter around your sex partners booty, resulting in a brown spot that resembles a rabbit's dirty bushy tail.

After having anal sex with my girlfriend last night, I gave her a muddy bunny.

by Metallibun July 18, 2011

Muddy Ouroboros

To perform self-anal or autoanal on oneself using your own penis.

He took 'Go fuck yourself!' quite literally. He gave himself a muddy ouroboros.

by masonthekiller July 30, 2011

Muddy Sandusky

verb: butt fucking a younger boy in the shower

I got his clothes off and gave him a muddy sandusky.

by TL - Well November 10, 2011

muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper April 18, 2018