Moist Log Syndrome

Doctor:"unfortunately it seems you have moist log syndrome, also known as MLS"

Guy who can't get it up:" awe shucks"
by The moist boi June 26, 2020
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Moist Milly

An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.
My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.
by Archmageous April 14, 2022
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Moist yute

Moist yute moist youte/ moist guy
: describes a cringe-inducing individual. One to potentially be naive or just clearly unaware of an underlying plumb-like essence to themselves as a person or in a specific context.

Upbringing can play a role in the word being used harshly to diminish one’s reputation as simply a yute youth - not adult. In that context, the word is used more time to hurt one’s rep innit?

Can be used in a number of other instances however:
“Bro don’t bring jimmy round the bando no more”
“…why?””-cos. my mans a moist yute! ”
Or
“Omggg baddie ting just gave me the look might have to approach.. but first, let me back out the Armani monogram branded MAN side pouch/messenger travel sack™️. Btw bro can i borrow your snakeskin BB Simon swarovski crystal encrusted belt? ”
“NO! … this moist yute. And stop over describing the garments bruv ”
Bros a moist yute, saw his yard, lowkey a nurturing environment “
by gorillafriedchicken March 25, 2023
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Moist Willard

An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist
Sara: Why'd you lick the top of my ear?
John: I tried the Moist Willard
by BruhBeBallin March 18, 2015
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super moist

You mane yo girl was super moist
by Hdhdjsjdj October 02, 2017
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moist shobe

a shobe that has water all over its fur
Mom, look at that moist shobe!”
by MlemShobe November 02, 2019
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moist baritone

The act of having a girl sit on the bell of a baritone, then peeing so when you play, it splashes back up on her.
Yeah me and Emma did the moist baritone at her house .
by BornXeno February 23, 2016
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