1. Someone who is just an overall asshole who has no regard for other people's feelings but become butthurt once it is the other way around
Damn that girl is such a moist leaf she blocked me on Snapchat for no reason
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.
Did you hear about Phil he may be nice at school but at home he is such a moist leaf.
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#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
by Cytosematic January 20, 2018
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Damn girl I can't wait to get home from work and taste my moist salami! It's gonna be so moist today I can already feel it.
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Man 1: Hey whats up with moist papa he seems sad.
Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.
Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.
by crapmonstanker February 5, 2018
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