moist chunks

Two of the worst words combined in history

Get those moist chunks away from me.

by Handprints in concrete May 18, 2021

moist chestnut

The art of catching semen on the chest area while showering

I called bae over for a moist chestnut before work

by Don Juan Cheadle December 9, 2017

Sacular Moistness

The accumulation of sweat beads or water droplets that form a rash like texture across the surface of your balls and down in your ass.

Nigger A: "Yo I'm gettin' some serious Sacular Moistness rn"
Nigger B: "Same fam, lick it off for me?"

sentence 2:

Nigger a: "Nigga dis hoe done lick up all the Sacular Moistness off my hairy nuts last night.. the damn piss aint come out cuz all that cloggin and shit in there from dah dry cum soo it just drip out and down onto my scrotum and make them beads and shit"

Nigger B: "mmmmmmmmmm"

Moistsacknutsballsgrossniggerasscuntfuckballsacksacular

by MoistNIgger July 2, 2016

Moist Diamond

Referring to a middle-aged married woman, known for having moist hands and wearing diamond engagement rings.

God, look over at the Moist Diamond over there, she's already been with 6 people tonight.

by HowdsItGoing March 17, 2025

moist martin

When you lick your finger and stick it in a persons nose, similar to a wet willy.

I gave him a moist martin!

by Someguywhomadeathing September 2, 2018

Moist

Hitler had it wrong, the superior race ain’t the whites, it’s the people who can say moist with out cringin’

“Dude, he said moist”
“He must be a god”

by Bubbaqueeen123 January 18, 2019

Moist Papa

A man that has a large watermelon to make love to every night..

Man 1: Hey whats up with moist papa he seems sad.

Man 2: I think he lost his watermelon so he cannot have sex anymore.

by crapmonstanker February 5, 2018