Moist Willard

An epically failed wet willie that just makes everything awkward and moist

Sara: Why'd you lick the top of my ear?
John: I tried the Moist Willard

by BruhBeBallin March 18, 2015

super moist

Really wet

You mane yo girl was super moist

by Hdhdjsjdj October 02, 2017

moist shobe

a shobe that has water all over its fur

“Mom, look at that moist shobe!”

by MlemShobe November 02, 2019

moist process

The process of when of when 3 people try to have sex all together at the same time while cumming in each other persons mouth creating a cumulative triangle.

Camry, Kaitlin, and Alicia did a VERY moist process last night, I could hear them from downstairs.

by Johndas February 20, 2017

moist chunks

Two of the worst words combined in history

Get those moist chunks away from me.

by Handprints in concrete May 18, 2021

moist mail

when your mailman cums on your mail

I hate our mail man he's always putting moist mail in out box

by Cheetomilk March 03, 2017

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022