The Moist Muhammad Ali

Stick your fist inside a girls sniz, get it all lathered up, pull it out and throw the meanest right hook of your life at her. Then proceed to stand over her like she's Sonny Liston

This girl I was with wouldn't stop complaining so I gave her The Moist Muhammad Ali mid fisting.

by BigRigJohnson December 13, 2023

Moist Towelette

A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.

#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.

by Cytosematic January 20, 2018

Moist Richard

Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.

John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.

Kevin: I know

John: hey George do you have a big black cock

George: dude I’m a stinky white fella

by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023

Moist

Being over emotional & having so many feelings & opinions about relationship issues...
Being a pu$$y.

Why are guys so moist today..?

by T0uch3d July 27, 2017

moist shit

a fresh batch of dog shitthat comes from a human, (its true)

damn it! i just had a moist shit in my pants.

by Mic August 5, 2004

moist boner

A rather damp erection.

Person 1: Ayo, why yo pants wet?
Person 2: I got a moist boner.

by moistbenis May 23, 2023

My moist basement

It floods on a regular basis usually from my reverse osmosis de ionization units float valve malfunctioning.

Mario:Welcome Luigi to my moist basement we store all of our food here.
Luigi:What in the name of the old apartment is that smell.
Mario:That would be the mold forming from the moisture we should probably get out of here and begin abatement as soon as possible.
Luigi:Yeah that would be a good idea.

by Microwave boy September 12, 2022