Slick meat

A processed meat Product?, commonly served to jailed inmates that have no choice in the matter, due to it's ability to resemble several types of actual lunch meat, its low cost and high fat content which gives it's name and shiny appearance.a

I would gladly trade my slick meat for a cup of coffee.

by Itiswhatitis?! April 09, 2018

meat computer

A way to describe your brain

I'm a bit slow today, I need to reboot the old meat computer

by Youngmadhatter March 02, 2021

Frick Meat

Frick Meat is a type of seasoned beef so good it makes you orgasm in your mouth.

Hey Bob, have you ever tried Frick Meat? Yeah Sam, I tried your dads last night.

by Jepsee June 17, 2021

meat harmonica

a vagina, specifically referring to the vagina lips region (a.k.a. her meat sheets)

"I want to play her meat harmonica."

by shelc May 22, 2010

Mighty Meat

Literaly a pizza with only toppings of meat. More losely, a source of sustenance for weary travelers in the Kent area.

1st Scout: I'm really hungry.
2nd Scout: Yeah these onions arn't really filling me up.
3rd Scout: Shall we have a mighty meat?

by Soviet-Hat September 06, 2006

meat bump

When a man's pants are so tight that you can see the outlining of his penis

A man is squatting and you can see how big or small his penis is aka meat bump

by tito8900 June 03, 2009

Meat Masquerade

The act of placing a males testicles over both eyes of an expecting playmate while they hold the penis, as if they we're holding a mask on a stick. Meat Masquerade.

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Jenny asked me if I wanted to go to a masquerade party, which I being a man, I had to decline. I could tell she was disappointed, so I suggested the idea of a "meat masquerade," an idea so profound she could not resist.

by What a preposterous idea?! October 24, 2010