A shitty, unhealthy fastfood restaurant that most Americans love to eat. The biggest fastfood franchise in the world. The spread of McDonald's in other countries also symbolizes the spread of American way of thinking, that is rationally break down things into standard procedures.
by Kythdsifek July 9, 2005
Get the mcDonald's mug.The dissonant male-specific mental state of being both (a) distressed at having gone bald, but also (b) delighted that you've gone bald because you were previously ginger. A chronic form of the classically ephemeral cognitive dissonance, McDonaldism affects around 2% of men worldwide, and 73% of men in Scotland.
See that 40 year old guy who's trying to have sexual intercourse with age-inappropriate, attached women? He's only behaving that way because he has McDonaldism.
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Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.
Essentially making fun of the McDonald's commercial that uses "I'd hit it" with reference to a cheeseburger, which everyone knows is utterly misguided.
by geekjive April 13, 2005
Get the i'd hit it like a mcdonald's cheeseburger mug.A restaurant chain that shamelessly whores itself to minorities, and evidenced by their latest "Ba-da-ba-ba-ba...I'm luvin'it!" campaign. The food is terrible with the exception of the fries, McChicken sandwich, and McFlurry.
Probably laces the food with nicotine.
Probably laces the food with nicotine.
As the last french fry disappeared forever beyond her event horizon, Sally accidentally saw her reflection in the window and shuddered at what she'd become. At that moment she realized there was only one logical course of action: she had to sue McDonald's.
by Veldrimal December 14, 2004
Get the McDonald's mug.A Canadian- born American rapper. He first "made it" through his single "Dear Rappers" which blew up off a Facebook advertisement. He began making music that is often labeled "controversial" and "offensive." His current net worth is $12 million dollars as of 2022. He calls his fan base "Hangover gang," and even has a merch website called www.hangovergang.com. He is fully independent, all of his music and videos are made by him and his girlfriend, Nova Rockafeller. He has collaborated with many big artists, such as Dax, Adam Calhoun, Brandon Hart, Nova Rockafeller, Struggle Jennings, and Ryan Upchurch. He has been name- dropped in many songs by Topher, Royce da 5'9, and has even had a song produced by Eminem. He is often number one on the itunes charts. He has gotten on the top 5 billboard charts countless times. He has been featured on Fox news, The Dopey podcast, and done interviews with video reactors such as Nolifeshaq, flawdzilla, and many others, and is continuing to rise today.
He is often criticized for his typically left- leaning views, and for simply just being Canadian. These criticisms not only don't bother him, but motivate him to continue "making the internet mad."
He is often criticized for his typically left- leaning views, and for simply just being Canadian. These criticisms not only don't bother him, but motivate him to continue "making the internet mad."
by Just Another No Name June 6, 2022
Get the Tom MacDonald mug.The source of all obesity in the world. The reason the United States has such a problem with being fit. They serve the absolute shittiest excuse for "food" and expect you to pay for it. "Big Mac" is their signature piece of shit on the menu, among other shit that they claim is now "healthier", but really isn't at all. Basically, if you eat there you are bound for a life of obesity and other health problems.
Guy 1: "Hey man its time for lunch; Want to go to McDonald's?"
Guy 2: "Hell no, man that place is shit. If you go there, that's pretty much suicide by junk "food".
Guy 1: "But I'm really hungry!"
Guy 2: "OK, but don't say I didn't warn you!"
(1/2 hour later guy 1 gets a call at the office saying that guy 2 died of a heart attack 3 bites into his first BIG MAC.)
Guy 2: "Hell no, man that place is shit. If you go there, that's pretty much suicide by junk "food".
Guy 1: "But I'm really hungry!"
Guy 2: "OK, but don't say I didn't warn you!"
(1/2 hour later guy 1 gets a call at the office saying that guy 2 died of a heart attack 3 bites into his first BIG MAC.)
by BIGRED1313 November 7, 2011
Get the McDonald's mug.When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal
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