MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*
MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*
MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*
by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

Friend 1: "9+2 is 10 right?"
Friend 2: "Bro are you serious?"
Friend 1: "Oh shit did I just have a fucking massive dale moment?"
Friend 2: "Bro are you serious?"
Friend 1: "Oh shit did I just have a fucking massive dale moment?"
by Jot44 February 9, 2022

by mamamopogi March 12, 2021

A Mahala moment is when someone is being really loud and then poops themselves.
Olivia: LOLOLOL that was so funny!!
Sophia: XDXDXD IKR
Mahala: *Screams then poops*
Olivia and Sophia: Now that was a Mahala moment!
Olivia: LOLOLOL that was so funny!!
Sophia: XDXDXD IKR
Mahala: *Screams then poops*
Olivia and Sophia: Now that was a Mahala moment!
by POOPYPOOPOO123 May 26, 2020

It's when your very inappropriate or sexual with a dude. It's an extra Ducky Moment if your flirting with a dude named Alexander/Alex/Alexis.
by WireManJizzBiscuit November 7, 2022

When you're doing something awesome and/or dangerous and you suddenly worry about something small and meaningless
by Deus Ignalia April 8, 2016
