One moment

Definitely not one moment. At least 2 minutes, like what the Shrek.

MALE- "Yo, go make me a sandwich". FEMALE- "One moment". *2 minutes later*

MALE- "where's my darn sandwich"?
FEMALE- "I said one moment"
*Has been 2 minutes*

by Shrek42069 June 14, 2017

Dale moment

Performing an extreme fuck up even though you do most things right.

Friend 1: "9+2 is 10 right?"
Friend 2: "Bro are you serious?"
Friend 1: "Oh shit did I just have a fucking massive dale moment?"

by Jot44 February 9, 2022

Bryan Moment

The moment when your girlfriend left you for someone else for a dumb reason.

Bryan's girlfriend left him just to let him experience a Bryan Moment.

by mamamopogi March 12, 2021

Gavin moment

a moment of immense stupidity

that was a Gavin moment

by Isiah miles May 26, 2020

Mahala moment

A Mahala moment is when someone is being really loud and then poops themselves.

Olivia: LOLOLOL that was so funny!!
Sophia: XDXDXD IKR
Mahala: *Screams then poops*
Olivia and Sophia: Now that was a Mahala moment!

I just LOL'd so hard then I pooped in my pants. Now that was a mahala moment.

by POOPYPOOPOO123 May 26, 2020

Ducky Moment

It's when your very inappropriate or sexual with a dude. It's an extra Ducky Moment if your flirting with a dude named Alexander/Alex/Alexis.

Damn Linda just had a Ducky moment and hooked up with a dude named Alexander.

by WireManJizzBiscuit November 7, 2022

deadpool moment

When you're doing something awesome and/or dangerous and you suddenly worry about something small and meaningless

I was trying to save this guys life last night, but I had a total deadpool moment.

by Deus Ignalia April 8, 2016