This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.
This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.
Rubber bands on the claws are optional.
man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."
man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."
man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.
by feldpar February 18, 2009
a sexual act performed in which the participants smear each other with a concoction of blended fecal matter and seminal fluid (and urine if thats your kind of thing)
by Charlie, Barker, and rivas. April 04, 2010
Usually celebrated on April 14. The ladies version of Steak and BJ day. Usually celebrated by giving ladies oral sex after eating a lobster dinner. April 14 is also refered to as clams and lobster day.
by angel fire March 15, 2009
When the guy takes his dick out of a cunt and starts to beat the pussy with it, kind of like the motion a lobster's tail makes when it swims.
Billy--"Hey Jim, I gave your mom a New England Lobster Tail before we came to dinner!"
Jim--"I can only give a shrimp tail..."
by Spick January 17, 2008
Men say this when their wives/significant others complain about this or that. A way of telling a woman that she doesn't appreciate all the things her partner does.
Susan: "Jesus, Jeremie! How hard is it to do the dishes every now and then?"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"
Jeremie: "Bitch, I bought you lobster!"
by wtfdudewhoa February 12, 2010
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