Facebook Lizard

If Facebook lizards see little or no value in you then they will delete your friend request. When you try to talk to them in person they run away from you like scared little lizards. They are rude, cold blooded reptiles who size you up as if you are an insect.

She is such a Facebook Lizard! I want to tell her that I am not an insect and ask her if she is a lizard.

by non-reptilian September 23, 2017

butt lizard

some kind of slippery character who is looking for some butt.

Jeffrey was often seen lurking outside the old tavern looking at butts, he is a real butt lizard if ever i saw one.

by snooter69 October 15, 2017

Yank the Lizard

To Choke the Chicken, or in simipler terms, Masturbate.

Ex: "Suzies just tryna get her Lizard Yanked."

"I Yank the Lizard 8 times a day, 8 days a week.

Masturbation, Yank The Lizard

by LizardYanker69 October 15, 2017

lizard piss

Lizard piss is a noah slocum

Wow i could really go for a lizard piss

by Lizard piss June 11, 2017

pizzle lizard

A pizzle lizard is alot like a lot lizzard but is a female that can be found near a meth pipe or dope

Wow look at katlyn shes such a pizzle lizard

by Yamahatothegrave June 20, 2017

well lizard

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.

“Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”

by Slaughtxor April 20, 2018

Lizard Lines

Lizard Lines are the random lines written on a whiteboard that can be turned into a lizard by adding more lines. These lizard drawings typically turn out really weird, but are noticeably a lizard. Any and all lines can technically be considered lizard lines.

I'm bored, give me some lizard lines.

by swanbabyohshitgoose March 8, 2018