well lizard

Familiar and somewhat dismissive term for a crocodile (or alligator or caiman) that is near civilization.

“Holy shit! What’s that thing in the koi pond?!”
“Huh? Oh, just a well lizard. He’s fine.”

by Slaughtxor April 20, 2018

Lizard

Lizards are sometimes used as a symbol against Donald Trump, especially in the context of lizards being better than him, or him being bitten or otherwise hurt by lizards.

"Lizards VS. Trump!"

by purpleblue8 April 7, 2025

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>

Dickie Licky Vickie; The Dandelion Deed Through The Crevices Of An Elephant, WHom Is Actually A Komodo Dragon <Monitor`~`Lizard>

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 25, 2025

linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.

The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014

Lizards

A ridiculously large line of cocaine, like the length of a reptile.

“This week was sooo tough. I can’t wait to party! When we do let’s start with some lizards!!”

by fetchfun November 8, 2018

Lizarded

When your significant other leans in for a kiss and you kiss them on the lips with just the tip of your tongue causing an unpleasant reaction from them, and telling them they got "lizarded"

Hahaha I'm so sorry babe, you got lizarded!

I lizarded you!

by Liz the Lozer September 4, 2022

lizard skins

Australian slang for cash money

“You’d better have some lizard skins for me, cos I’m not giving you fucken tick again!”

by playitstrange August 12, 2022