keyboard cock blocked

When you can not use the letters P,O,R,N as it has been used too much in efforts of searching for porn and blocks you from your fun time.

i couldn't enjoy myself last night couldn't find porn i got keyboard cock blocked

by 101phoenix April 20, 2015

Keyboard Christian

A person who constantly posts bible quotes or talks about being religious and spews nothing bit hate.

Why are Trump supporters always keyboard Christians?

by Losavic March 21, 2016

Keyboard Trash

When one feels such high levels of excitement that they figuratively vomit words in capital and lowercase letters in random orders resembaling the word they mean to say

Person 1-Hey did you hear that new Drake song?
Person2- whAT FSJdDIsN DREaK
Person1-Dude no need to spew your keyboard trash all over the place calm down

by Blaxtar August 2, 2016

keyboard rapping

keyboard Rapping is when you have a lot to say on social media or in text message.

if you and your friend have beef but your scared of her but you want to seem hard so you go and text like your somebody else so you keyboard rapping

by 305 girls January 24, 2017

keyboardphobia

Describing a phobia for a keyboard.

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by JimmyMrBeat January 27, 2021

keyboard coach

A person who thinks they can manage a professional sports team better than the people who do it. These people are usually over 40 living in there parents basement and have a hardcore gay porn addiction.

Tim: We need to kill the GM. Milton Bradley is the best player in history.

James: we will sign him and be the best team ever. Go Cubs.

Eric: Shut up you keyboard coach faggots. Milton Bradley Control+Alt+Delete

by Ronsta January 30, 2021

Kaydon

Kaydon is someone who grow up in violents he is a second image of his father kaydon is a person that know how the street operate an how to handle it kaydon is boy that grew up to guns an drugs he is known to become a big street gangster an make a lot of riches.

Opps: yo
Kaydon: Who u nigga
Opps: UK who f yuh cousins
Kaydon:wat u say..fireshots

by Mark readson November 22, 2021