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jumped

When someone sus starts talking to you non consensually
Jumping Scenario 1:
friend group: *Walking down the street together*
Crackhead: HeY GUYSS want to buy some sunglasses??
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: I'm actually a millionaire guys I'm just doing this for fun, I'm a rapper, I'm friends with Drake, 21savage. I'm serious guys my name is *unintelligible* just look me up.
friend group: *ignores him and keeps walking*
Crackhead: *starts walking away*
Stupid friend: *loudly* WHAT DID HE SAY HIS NAME WAS? I WANNA LOOK HIM UP.
Crackhead: *jumps us again* Look me up I'm famous. Also I got shot in my eye, want to see? *shows us his empty eye socket*
Friend Group: *flees from being jumped*

Jumping Scenario 2:
Bartholomew: *exits the venue*
Philosophical Crackhead: Son. Today you are given an opportunity. To be the change you see in the world. I'm not asking you for anything. But think about the difference you can make right here. Right now. If you spared some change.
by Radiotrophic Gint January 26, 2026
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Team-jumper

Came up with it while playing Battlefield 1942. This is a person who changes to the team with the most/all of the captured flags points rather than helping his own team take them back.
That no-talent team-jumper just went to the other side instead of helping us out!
by -WOODY- August 17, 2003
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message jumped

When you get onto your MySpace and you get alot of messages at the same time and your too busy to respond to them all yet you feel obliged to respond anyways.
Eddie: Man, I just checked my messages and and I already got 7 new ones. Hell, I don't even know a few of the people who sent me messages.
Jared: Haha, you just got message jumped. Bitch.
by Cinna-Buns February 1, 2007
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face jumper

"It's going to be a cold winter this year"
"Yeh bro, I'm gonna grow a face jumper!"
by weirdy beardy September 2, 2009
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gunch-jumper

A person who queue jumps, cuts in line.
Theme parks are always full of gunch-jumpers!
by tskahah! April 7, 2010
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Joe Jumper

A women of the looser variety who's inclined to keep company with many different men in the armed forces. Especially Marines.
Person 1: "There's Meg. Wasn't she with a Navy guy last week? She must have a thing for guys in uniform"

Person 2: "Yeah she's a Joe Jumper. She's dating a Marine now."

Person 1: "Yeah those Joe Jumpers sure do love seamen."
by restone 2380 July 18, 2010
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frame jumper

Person who intentionaly walks into someone elses picture or video. Usually making rabbit ears, flashing a peace sign, or some other lame gesture.
I was taking a picture of my friends at a bar when some frame jumper wandered by and stuck his head in the shot.
by si_ex_pat September 14, 2010
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