fat old faget who have only been acting in minor roles in movies/sitcoms/voice for cartoons since the 80's(note*all cameos)hanging by the actors surrounding him for being jew(talented ones)...huge toolbag,untalented,seems gay at all lights anyways...the kind off asshat that makes jeff ross looks like a Brad Pitt if they were both in the same film
sara silverman...that bitch is untalented,she only get here gigs by hanging on her jew card,and sucking cocks,.a total Jon lovitz
by adam.beckham September 21, 2015
Get the Jon Lovitzmug. jon bon jovi is the most loyal husband in the world. Is very strange for rockstar to have just one marriage in his life...
"I don't care about my house, cars and all material things. I care only for health of my wife and my kids" said jon bon jovi
by Ema Konèan May 17, 2006
Get the jon bon jovimug. When you've heard a story so many times that you feel like you were there, and therefore have the right to tell the story as if you were there.
After hearing about what happened at Ron-Jon so many times, Jimmy became a victim of the Ron-Jon effect
by djtrey12 November 3, 2010
Get the Ron-Jon Effectmug. by Brandi m dukes November 9, 2017
Get the Jon Paul Meaghermug. Jon Bon Jovi is possibly one of the most resilient and talented rock stars in the past century. His music is not only amazing, but has been going strong for decades. Since his breakout sing in the 1980's (with his band, Bon Jovi) he has continued to produce successful albums, both solo, and with his band.
Jon Bon Jovi, is also admired by many female fans for his beautiful hair, and entrancing smile. He has been married to his wife and highschool sweet-heart, Dorothea Hurley since 1989, and has four children (one girl, two boys).
Jon Bon Jovi, is also admired by many female fans for his beautiful hair, and entrancing smile. He has been married to his wife and highschool sweet-heart, Dorothea Hurley since 1989, and has four children (one girl, two boys).
by whoaaaaa July 20, 2006
Get the Jon Bon Jovimug. A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.
M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)
How all conversations about this show should go.
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)
How all conversations about this show should go.
by Justin Gerard February 1, 2010
Get the Jon and Kate Plus 8mug. A womans dream and a guys nightmare. It is either the best show on television or the worst show on television, depending who you are. There seems to be a surge in popularity the last couple of months. I hate the show, it's just a family that has eight kids.
by baseracer June 24, 2009
Get the jon and kate plus 8mug.