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Jizz Poop

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals
"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"
by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021
mugGet the Jizz Poopmug.

jizz tornado

When a man gets a timely pullout and celebrates by violently shaking his penis in an upward circular motion while ejaculating.
Dude1: Bro how'd it go with sydney last night?

Dude2: Dude, It was a perfect jizz tornado!
by HeyxItsxVinny June 2, 2016
mugGet the jizz tornadomug.

Jizz Mule

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.

2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.

3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.

4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)
1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.

2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.

3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.

4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.
by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011
mugGet the Jizz Mulemug.

Jizz & Jam

When you put your pp in a jar of marmalade and give it to someone.
by Wheelock truck March 14, 2022
mugGet the Jizz & Jammug.

Jizz metal

An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.
Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.
by bb+af May 2, 2011
mugGet the Jizz metalmug.

sac of jizz

a full hairy bag of white goo attached to your penis.

- aka your balls
"hey, you wanna feel my sac of jizz?"
by cuchillo May 25, 2021
mugGet the sac of jizzmug.

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