jizz goblin

Small annoying children that ruin your plans

I wanted to watch sunday football but I had to go to a birthday party for a jizz goblin.

by brookie_lyn04 October 18, 2014

Phantom Jizz

When you ejaculate and you feel semen hit a certain part of your body but no matter how much you look, it's not there.

person 1: i swear i just came on my leg bro, but it's not there!
person 2: d-dude... it's a phantom jizz..

by kool_mike November 17, 2017

Jizz pimping

When a man sells his sperm for profit.

Man1: Hey, what are you going to do today man?

Man2: Gonna donate some sperm.

Man1: You mean for free?

Man2: No, I'm gonna get paid.

Man1: Oh Shit, You Jizz pimping!!!

by Jachze February 23, 2010

Burrito Jizz

The melted sour cream that comes out of your burrito from either the top or bottom.

Ewwww Burrito Jizz*wipes hand off*

by The only real ninja here February 19, 2010

Jizz Poop

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals

"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"

by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021

jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.

i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.

by dꓘ April 27, 2019

Jizz metal

An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.

Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.

by bb+af May 2, 2011