jizz kitten

a quick play on words used in lieu of “just kidding” to momentarily distort the cognitive focus of attentive individuals.. or get one in by figuratively jizzing on them. either way, you win.

i know i said i was going to let you smash a mercury thermometer in my dick tip tonight, but i was jizz kitten.

by dꓘ April 27, 2019

jizz tornado

When a man gets a timely pullout and celebrates by violently shaking his penis in an upward circular motion while ejaculating.

Dude1: Bro how'd it go with sydney last night?

Dude2: Dude, It was a perfect jizz tornado!

by HeyxItsxVinny June 2, 2016

Jizz & Jam

When you put your pp in a jar of marmalade and give it to someone.

I want Jizz & Jam

by Wheelock truck March 14, 2022

Jizz Mule

1. A woman forced to carry your baby.

2. A person who unknowningly carries jizz across international borders.

3. A mule that is used for pornagrafic acts in beastiality films.

4. A girl which is cummed on, in the face, by a small group of men. (see Jizzdonkey)

1. Hey Mike your wife's had another mis-carriage why don't you get yourself a Jizz Mule.

2.Tommy I need some help loading up the jizz mule.

3.The Jizz Mule has been fucking all day I think he needs a break now.

4. This bitch was a real Jizz Mule, me and the lads all spunked in her face.

by boss_and_chief May 14, 2011

Take a jizz

A term to use for masturbating.

I have to go take a jizz.

by Joseph smith123 December 14, 2017

sac of jizz

a full hairy bag of white goo attached to your penis.

- aka your balls

"hey, you wanna feel my sac of jizz?"

by cuchillo May 25, 2021

Jizz Poop

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals

"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"

by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021