Japanese rain goggles

When a woman squats down on your face and empties her bladder. Her ass cheeks will, if done appropriately, keep her urine out of your eyes just like a set of goggles would. Sometimes an enema might also be involved if you really love each other.

I was freaked when she wanted to do the Japanese Rain Goggles on me, but it was totally worth it.

by C. Harper November 26, 2010

Japanese snow blower

When you are doing a chick doggie style, finale in her vag, then jam an ice cube in her ass after you have pulled out of her forcing her to contract all core muscles at once and she throws your manaise out forcefully - like a snow blower, the Japanese part comes shortly thereafter when she turns around to glare at you for doing that to her.

My girlfriend really pissed me off today.... I'm thinking that I'll give her the old Japanese snow blower tonight to teach her a lesson.

by Dump truck November 4, 2016

japanese eye googles

where a man makes his eyes like a china man and a girl squirts in his eyes

i did a japanese eye googles man my eyes are sore though

by boom234 July 12, 2011

japanese blow job

When a women uses her cum as an adhesive so she can wrap your dick in seaweed then proceeds to suck the seaweed wrapped dick.

A Japanese blow job is a must when you visit tokyo

by Don't hate masturbate May 28, 2016

Japanese bird eating

When your making out with a girl then you throw up in her mouth

Girl: I don't feel to good.
Guy: Let's try Japanese bird eating

by Meepchesters May 14, 2017

Japanese Subway girl

scary japanese woman, very

Oh my god i saw the Japanese Subway girl Today in the metro
Lmao idc

by shitcrackeater February 4, 2021

Japanese Monkey Fucker

When having intercourse, it is common for the male to take a sacred Japanese stuffed monkey, cut a hole in the chest, and stick his penis through it to add a level of protection and comfort

Damn last night was great. Using the “Japanese Monkey Fucker” was a brilliant idea

by @therealjesuschrist June 24, 2020