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jake

very handsome also a very great friend
by jakmat25 October 11, 2018
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Jake

"Jake" is known for continuously getting friend zoned by many women and when he gets friend zoned, he goes and skinny dips with other men, plays Butt Cookie, and other extremely homosexual games.
Dude, he is such a Jake, what is he doing with those little boys right now?
by newalbany April 24, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a sexy mofo who has a huge penis and balls. He is 25% and is a well known coochie slayer. He is known for his huge dick that is about 15 inches long. It’s so big that he tapes it to his leg. Everyone wants to be Jake, for he fucks a new bitch every night.
He must be a Jake, his dick is huge.
by Jakefishyyyy December 30, 2018
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Jake

A truthful person. If any one touches his girl he will break you like he broke Tim. And he has a big chode
A:ow jake he hurt me

Jake:it’s fine I’ll deal with him
by Jake.w January 12, 2019
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Jake

A super stupid kid who is probably short, loves making super un-funny youtube videos. But is probably dating some super awesome girl who is everything he needed in his life. Jake is super bad at everything so he probably won't go far in this world.
by LLAMAXRIDER December 2, 2019
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jake

shortest mf alive
jake is so short and tiny!
by aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh March 14, 2021
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Jake

Guy with extremely large penis usually takes the blame for everything when it’s not his fault and is attracted to personality then looks
Jake has a big dick
by Anna Barnes February 26, 2019
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