Mud Baby

n. The product (offspring) of anal intercourse.

I made a mud baby wif ma bitch las nite.

by D'emon November 06, 2002

Mud plow

Sex act where the man sticks it in her pooper while holding both legs in his hands, and proceeds to drive her around like a hand plow

Yeah, I took her out to the field and did some mud plowing

by Fappy McFudgepacker April 08, 2011

mud-slinger

Someone who shits their underwear then takes them off and slings shit at people using the elastic band of the underwear for slinging power.

I'd eat that whores asshole but I've heard she's a mud-slinger

by Cobbs666 December 05, 2006

mud rope

Unusually long turds sometimes coiling the bowl.

Yesterday I ate 6 pizzas and oat meal. Now today I popped a mud rope.

by greg leg March 13, 2012

Mud Grub

A little tiny man who gets dirty and plays in the mud. He likes his nuts to be stomped on, his tiny testicles loves to be punished by mistress.

Mistress treats me like a dirty pig and stomps very hard on my nuts, I'm her little mud grub.

by Mudgrubian April 18, 2022

Mud nymph

An 18 year old stave lake girl who is on the cusp of becoming a mud cricket. She can be found with a bottle of sourpuss and the wallet of the past guy she blew

You hear that mud nymph's 19th birthday is this weekend? Yeah I'd fuck her

by Stavelake October 23, 2018

mud bear

When you shit on your dad after sexual activity’s

“Yo guess what I did last night “
What did you do

“I shit on my dads chest after banging”
Fuck yo you mud beared your dad hard

by Mud bear man September 19, 2019