hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis

Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin

by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011

hand trucking

Sex act in which a male participant is given a hand job while walking on their hands.

"Phil's avorite fetish was to engage in hand trucking through the halls of the Brothel."

by M@O December 8, 2015

Doyle's Hand

1) A hand in Texas Hold'Em being 10, 2 any suit. The name orginated from Dolye Brunson aka Texas Dolly a famous poker player.

I just got dealt Doyle's hand! Time to go all in!

by BluffedDuces July 23, 2009

choke hands

Hands that are veiny and would be perfect to be choked by

"Omg look at his hands, the way his veins pop! Ugh such choke hands."

by I'm at a time when there is no September 12, 2018

hands up

The universally accepted gesture of, or order thereof, surrender between any combatants in which the surrendering party(s) hands are elevated 90 degrees vertically without weapons, in order to visually display the non-possession of any weapon, and the voluntary cessation of all hostile action on behalf of the surrendering party(s).

"When the Allied forces exited their trenches and advanced forward, the Axis soldiers came out with their hands up.)

by speedog May 2, 2010

Hand Spatula

The use of arm/hand motion to prevent unwanted contact from drunk females.

e.g. The scraping of eggs from a pan

Megan: OH MY GOD! I haven't seen you all night! Give me a hug!

Kyle *uses hand spatula*

by Kahltherage December 5, 2010

hand party

Hand party is a rough translation of male masturbation from Kazakh to English by the Kazakhstani journalist Borat.

Borat: "My favourite television program is your Home and Aways. I like very much to make hand party over your women in their water panties."

by Scobar November 13, 2006