elephant ears

A common phrase in baseball, elephant ears are simply when the pockets of a player's pants are seen outside of their slits (which happens often to back pockets which are in no way attached to the inside of the pants). Phrase made most popular by Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow, San Francisco Giants TV broadcasters.

After sliding into second, Barry Bonds developed two elephant ears.

by Buck47 August 23, 2006

Ear Sex

Ear sex is when instead a penis into a vagina, you use your ear.

My ear is still wet from that ear sex last night.

by Chumsnuggie September 16, 2014

dick-ears

n. A person disliked. Insulting name for a person, such as "dick-head".

What's up, dick ears?

by DrewZee May 9, 2003

beagle ears

male version of female cameltoe; ie. when a guy's pants are so tight, you can see the bulge of his genitalia hanging on either side of the tops of his legs.

Roger has some serious beagle ears...those pants must be from high school.

by Kkerst September 21, 2008

typing by ear

When you're listening to a song on the computer, and you try to type the lyrics but ultimately fail.

Bob is listening to 'Like a g6'

Bobisawesome: now, now, im feelin so fly like a cheese stick
frank132: ...that's wrong.
Bobisawesome: sorry, i hate typing by ear. lemme just send you the song.

by thispersonisnotanasiangirl September 4, 2010

ear shrapnel

Loud, harsh, unflattering sounds, especially as produced by poor but overly enthusiastic (deaf?) musicians.

Said the singer to the guitarist: "Can you cut the ear shrapnel by about 10 decibels?"

by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

Meff Ear

When a person has really flat straight hair, and there ear pokes through the sides of the hair.

'that bitch has got major meff ear. holy shit!'

by stale milk July 17, 2009