Club Adultery

Club Adultery is the worst form of adultery on the plant, this version does not involve cheating on a girlfriend, wife, or fiancé. It mean you have cheated on your one true love, your Favourite football club. This should be punishable by death but unfortunately the UK legal Authorities do not recognise what is regarded as an ‘immoral capital offence’

Kyle just bought a Ranger T-shirt as a Celtic fan thats ‘Club Adultery’

by Hiya kid November 9, 2021

Breakfast Club

A group of friends who always hang out or a group of people you never thought would be friends

You see Logan over there with that kid John? Man, I've saw him with five other completely different people..Such a breakfast club

by WeekendsAreLife April 18, 2018

luddite club

A group of students who have ditched their phones and do stuff together other than texting and posting.

"I joined the Luddite Club in school last week"

by Pervert the Herbert January 12, 2023

Club condo

(Idiomatic): A state of mind and the only way to play Survivor; “full tilt boogie”

So did I club condo at the sanctuary?

You could club condo at the sanctuary. I don’t know whether you did or not.

Oh, I did.

by Argenis HM May 6, 2023

finger clubbing

Going from orifice to orifice with ones finger, like one would go club to club in one evening.

Tim: "Yo, Tyrone ive been finger clubbing jenessa for the past half hour. "
Tyrone: "Nice man, Ive been finger clubbing myself."

by OldGregg2.0 September 19, 2016

xbox clubs

Drama

Xbox clubs are drama

by SUMFURRYTHING December 31, 2017

Clubbed Out

Overdoing it at the clubs and accordingly you are not a functional member of society the following day.

"Harold, despite the fact that the sign indicates our CUNY graduate library has office hours starting...AN HOUR AGO...not one staff member showed up to work today."

"Perhaps librarians be clubbed out, Bradley."

by Disgruntled Grad Student September 13, 2014