Jay is a small dick pathetic excuse for a man. He looks like a gremlin and supports hitler's regime, he doesn't know what the fuck a Pokémon is and thinks he's undercover, he likes to shout slurs in public and has the brain capacity of a fucken lemon seed, his favorite video game is fortnite which he also sucks dick at, he watches porn because he knows he'll never have real sex, he's also like 4'2, he's also pansexual because he's really attracted to pans for some reason, spongebob turns him on, and he can't help but get naked while watching it.
by Jay The 14BigTreeMan December 16, 2023
A smart beta is a male who is alpha smart in most aspects of life, but completely bitches out around women. Can apply to many situations, but often refers to scenarios with women.
Geez, KP seems to have his shit together, but he's a complete bitch around women.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
Yeah, he's a smart beta.
by Waterman Dickfinger March 31, 2016
The best frat ever. Which isn't saying much. All the guys are mid, yet the atmosphere is top tier. If you go to a beta party, you will feel like a ten simply because these men are desperate. Stay away from Topher.
by bingbong27 January 10, 2022
A man who watches his wife has sex with other men and does not care about it at all. He is very weak minded and typical days “yes” and “I’m sorry” a lot. He is below all men and afraid of all social interactions. Similar to a twink.
Sigma: is that, Benjamin, the Soy Boy Cuck Beta Male?
Singma 2: Yep. That’s him alright.
SBCBM: H-h-h-hey guys…
Sigma 2: Spit it out twink!
Sigma: Can I do your wife later?
SBCBM: Y-y-y-yes sorry!…
Sigma 2: He is such a soy boy cuck beta male.
Sigma: Agreed.
Singma 2: Yep. That’s him alright.
SBCBM: H-h-h-hey guys…
Sigma 2: Spit it out twink!
Sigma: Can I do your wife later?
SBCBM: Y-y-y-yes sorry!…
Sigma 2: He is such a soy boy cuck beta male.
Sigma: Agreed.
by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard December 06, 2024
by Jay See Lordness December 24, 2021
A Pro-beta is someone who's considered as a beta at first view but, the pro-beta is actually cooler, being special itself, his betaness being so high that he is different than every other beta, he doesn't need to say hello because people knows that's what he's saying without actually saying anything, he doesn't need any relation with girls/boys because he is satisfied with himself and doesn't need any recognition, many may follow him but the presences of other will trouble him, making him flee from them cuz his vibe would be destriyed
Person 1:at first I thought Jack was very cringe and ugly but when I saw from far that move he did with his skateboard, I realised he's a pro-beta
Person 2:really,that guy is cooler than I thought
Person 2:really,that guy is cooler than I thought
by Frenchly french December 19, 2021
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