dog closet

A place that is worse than the dog house. A place that James is put when Julie is mad at him and can be paroled for good behavior.

Did Julie put James in the dog closet again?! Wtf?!

by Bunny_Lopez February 3, 2021

Closet-Crush

A person someone would never admit to having a crush on because of how much of a weird loser they are

Guy 1: “Oh what about Maddie?”
Guy 2: “Oh her naw she’s way to weird. But she’s hot enough to be my Closet-Crush.”

by xXxAngelCakexXx January 17, 2023

closet deposit

The closet deposit is a womens "spank bank"

Look at that hunk.

Wow wow wee whaaa! he's going in my closet deposit for later

spank bank flick the bean

by Qbaybay October 11, 2013

in the closet gay

Your just gay but refuse to say you are :/

Max your such a "in the closet gay" just admit!!

by Camiashit May 22, 2021

Closet Cracker

A gay white person who hasn’t come out yet.

I think Gavin is a closet cracker.

by SebasV21 November 11, 2021

Closet Poptart

A person who was believed to be straight for a long period of time who suddenly "comes out of the closet," in an unexpected and rapid manner.

I thought Jim was a playboy who railed dimes every day, untill he gave all the guys head at Becky's sweet 16. Fucking closet poptart!

by WebstersXXX January 10, 2015

Monstre in the closet

(n.) considerably a person that is thought of as dangerous based off what they reveal to another person. They usually act differently around one group of people than they will around a whole other group of people, probably to save face around a typically “normal” person or someone they like. Not to be confused with being “in the closet”, because that’s just homosexual… for real.

yeah, total Monstre in the Closet.

by Pure69 April 29, 2011