Hump and Dump

When your plowing a girl from behind, and you cum in her ass, an she then puts her ass over your face, and shits it in your face.

Dude last nite I got it with that new French girl, and after i came in her ass she shit it out in my face!! she gave me the good old hump and dump!

by B.N January 11, 2009

hump day soiree

The first "party" of the weekend. Usually just a few frat guys and some chicks sitting around playing drinking games and getting wasted.

Delta Chi has the best hump day soiree's

by T*Dizzle fo' Rizzle March 9, 2005

hump

one who is lower than a loser. an absolute piece of shit.

man, your such a hump.

by BFG February 4, 2007

e hump

A hunch formed on your back from taking the drug Ecstasy. Ecstasy is commonly known to give users back problems, an "e hump" is the effects on your spine from taking Ecstasy.

Oh my! You're gunna have to stop doing ecstasy.. Look at the e hump you're getting!

by UnknownUser August 28, 2005

Dry Hump

drahy - huhmp
Verb : dry hump, dry humping, dry humped

A term used in retail to describe an experience where a sales associate spends a considerable amount of time with a customer, and the customer leaves the store without making a purchase.

Manager: "Tyler, you spent over 45 minutes with that customer, and they left empty handed!"

Tyler: "I told her all about that laptop, showed her all the accessories she'd need, told her about the service, hell I even smiled, and she just walked off."

Manager: "Gotta love getting dry humped."

by theSMOOF November 15, 2007

Hump, the

A dance that is real easy to do, check it out. First you limp to the side like your leg was broken, then you are invited to invent your own moves, according to your ethnic background.

"Step off, I'm doin' the Hump," said Stephanie.

by Gryphon August 5, 2003

HUMP

to be late or unreliable. Someone who is always slacking

Donita is never ready on time, She is always on some hump.

by tapvb3 February 4, 2007