hot nelson

When two males please each other with their hands at the same time using chewing tobacco spit as lubrication.

We like to get to the mill early so we can give each other a hot Nelson.

by Peter Fitztighly February 13, 2017

bus hot

A person who would not normally be considered attractive but is much hotter than the average person who rides the bus/subway.

That girl had a big ass and crooked teeth but she was still bus hot.

by bane47 November 6, 2008

Hot latte

Another, more pleasing term for a handjob. Term was made famous by the Starbucks on Idiocracy - where people could get hot lattes instead of coffee.

Joe: Hey man, did you give Rosy the meatbag last night?

Sean: Na, she was on some high school shit and gave me a hot latte - no lotion.

Joe: Shitty.

by Great Seany February 9, 2017

hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.

Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.

by Raging Roger August 27, 2017

Hot turd

(n) a brown mass coming out of the butt that is very hot and steamy.

Syn: turd, dump, crap
Ant: pee

Mark- Last night i made the biggest hot turd, I think i had to much mexican food.

Karl- Ewwww thats gross dude

by Rejectedddddddddd June 16, 2010

Herpes Hot

an extreme level of physical attractiveness where the existence of herpes becomes irrelevant to whether one would engage in sexual intercourse with that person.

I found out that she had herpes, but she is so hot that I still hooked up with her. She's Herpes Hot.

by numberoneskank April 10, 2012

A Hot Murphy

The good orgy

Did he give you a hot Murphy? Yeah it lasted like ten minutes.

by LilWahteva February 28, 2018