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Horseapple

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The large rough green inedible fruit of the Bois D'Arc or Osage-orange tree. No, horses do not eat them. Nothing eats them. They've even been used as insecticide. And the fresh sap in them is nearly impossible to get off of anything it gets on.

They're called horse apples because they're round and the same shade of green as fresh horse shit.

They exist for kids to throw at each other and raise big welts.
What the hell is this thing? It looks like a green softball.

It's a horseapple.
by Bryonia May 29, 2009
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Horsemosexual

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Any mammal/ amphibian thought to be engaging in homosexual intercourse with any equine beast.
Gianpolo is a horsemosexual.
by YVERTISLOVE September 29, 2009
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Referring to dark colored, fleshy pussy lips. Typically found amongst <br>women of hispanic or asian descent; though this term is used when <br>the features are seen out of context on a lighter skinned white woman.<br> Instead of perky, pink labia, a girl possesses an unexpected <br>darker shade of vaginal protrusion. Not seen as a bad thing; some <br>find this attribute unique and appealing. Recently it has gained <br>notoriety and a fetish-like following.
Ex. 1: "When I took off Amanda's thong she had a Horse Pussy".
Ex. 2: "Her horse Pussy looked like a grilled burger between two sesame seed buns".
Ex. 3: "That white girl's meat curtains looked more like a roast beef sandwich".
by $ilver Hor$e February 28, 2009
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Roughousing, sometimes mock-wrestling, usually between two boys of similar age. "Horseplay" at first glance looks like actual fighting or wrestling until the more playful "fooling around" element become visible, but horseplay sometimes can deteriorate into real fighting.

A Midwestern urban regionalism means the same but includes a "get your back" connotation: grabass. No one considers that homoerotic.
"I told you, boys, no horseplay standing in line. You're not getting into the theater if you don't stop fooling around like that."
by al-in-chgo August 18, 2010
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Noun: Sentimental nonsense. A way of thinking that is dominated by pleasant generalities. Official double-talk.
Giving valentine's day cards to all your fellow employees is just a lot of happy horseshit!
by Clement Sledge April 16, 2006
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Horsefuck

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Violent application of force or exuberance, succh as that displayed by a stallion while fucking
"I horsefucked that teeshot straight down the middle"
by Gurusteveage July 10, 2009
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Horselike

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Similar to a horse; Similar to that of a horse; as, a horselike head
"That bitch is horselike"
by Savage GM February 4, 2010
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