Horse's arse

Extremely derogatory term, used to describe a face that is remarkable in it's ugliness.

"Hang on, what's old Horse's arse doing on TV? What, she's marrying Prince Charles?"

by Mr Ben February 10, 2005

horse hung

A penis that is extremely large.

I was bad last night. I got tipsy and next thing you know I got myself involved with this one night stand. The problem was he ended up being so horse hung that today I can barely move.

penis well-endowed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015

horse fucker

somebody who engages in sexual intercoarse with a horse

you are a horse fucker

by jeff July 18, 2003

Horse Remorse

The immediate regret one experiences after shooting up ketamine.

*Day after chemical binge*
Dude 1 - "Man are you alright after that epic session of horse tranquilizer last night?"
Dude 2 - "Yeah I am just going through some horse remorse that's all"

by Pedroew August 19, 2008

Horse girl

A horse a girl is a crazy girl who has an obsession with horses, she doesn’t not admit that she is but she does call herself an equestrian, they usually talk about them all the time and act as if they actually are one, some horse girls even gallop and eat hair and grass (careful she might bite you if you’re not looking) . Usual names include; Emily, Maddison, Jemma, Sarah, Jessie, Emma

Non-horse girl; “Omg it’s a horse girl!”

Horse girl; “I’m not a horse girl, I’m an equestrian”

Non-horse girl; “uhhh ok then”

by Bob the cog June 9, 2020

slow horse

comparing someones intelligence to the speed of a horse finishing a race. the slow horse would natrually finish last, therefore the person who is the 'slow horse' is not very bright.

1. someone of minimal intelligence or who does not understand simple concepts

2. someone who is illeterate

3. often used to call someone stupid when they dont understand something, commonly a simple joke

4. a dumbass

can add the word "dusty" in front to mean a person who is both foul or dirty as well as unintelligent

BOBBY: OMG, I was trying to talk to Amanda this morning, and she just had the most stupid look on her face like she was confused by the most simple sentance!

MICHELLE: She is such a slow horse, it's like talking to an infant.

AMY: Wait, who are we talking about again?

BOBBY (to AMY): Wow, you slow horse.

by BobbyLicious SupaTramp ♥ July 5, 2009

horse molester

A sick and twisted individual, who doesn't neccessarily have to have tendencies for beastiality.
Used jokingly between friends

"alright you horse molester, what you doing?"

by ben. c May 19, 2006