hooking bitch

A person who is a whore and also a huge bitch.

"That girl is a hooker and also a bitch."

"What a hooking bitch."

by SexyTrucker November 20, 2009

Hooking up with a silver lining

When you are having sex with someone but see the possibility of a future relationship

There's a guy I'm hooking up with a silver lining. Maybe in a couple of months we'll date.

by Gessa2 December 2, 2016

Hooking in

Having sex with

He was hooking in to my girlfriend

by Badger245t January 18, 2019

hookindaya

Hook Into You. The act of configuring a product so that the absolute maximum amount of information can be collected from the user.

Tim: I just got a new phone and all I've been doing for two days is turning shit off. I swear to God they track every fucking thing you do or say!
Mike: That's hookindaya. As in "hook into you".

Tim: I'll say. Heaven help us if they ever decide they don't like us.
Mike: Ha. I try not to think about it.

by willowood67 June 12, 2019

Hooking the Clam

Hooking the clam is a coming of age sex gamepracticed in the working men's clubs of South Yorkshire, it involves around eight 'sturdy young men' and a couple of chubby barmaids, one of the barmaids strips off and is strapped speadeagle to the 'clam table' and is liberally coated from foot to chin in beef lard. The young men strip off and form an orderly queue in front of the second barmaid who is seated and begins to fellate the first in line to the brink of orgasm, he must then fully erect perform a belly slide along the greasy barmaid and attempt to 'hook the clam' by positioning his member inside the barmaids clam and ejaculating on call. A points system is applied to other places of ejaculation, the ankles one point, the knees or thighs two points and to hook the clam five points, if he should overshoot and hit the stomach or breasts foul is called. The winner is paraded around the local village and must take the barmaid on a paid night out.

Albert: "It's clam hooking time at the club tonight Jim"
Jim: "Aye if I was a betting man I'd say our young Mick is going to be hooking the clam"

by IntoxicaSean April 10, 2020

hooking up

Hooking up is not necessarily having sex. However, It can span from making out to having sex

“We hooked up last night”
“Did you fuck?”
“No, hooking up doesn’t mean we fucked. We just made out and dry humped”

by Joseph mama 69 November 25, 2021

Hooking the marlon

When you loop your masterbatory arm under the leg of the same side.

Todd: "hey Robin, how'd you break your arm"
Robin: "look, hooking the marlon isn't for everyone"

by Elizastoneshaper February 21, 2024