Kelson Holiday

When your scared shitless of your task at work and fake sick to avoid the job

“Darren lined up a guy to load a rock truck but he took a kelson holiday and didn’t show up.”

by Johnsantel October 9, 2025

nothing beats a jet2 holiday

Pretty much the only meme that’s not some weird and nonsensical AI brainrot, dangerous challenge or of an offensive manner or represents or promotes racism, sexism or any other illicit activity.

nothing beats a jet2 holiday is the only non offensive or non ai slop viral meme that took 2025 by storm.

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 10, 2025

Holiday Oil Dam

The act in which a person places a rubber bung 2.4inches deep in their asshole at 12:00 am on December the 1st. The person then proceeds to glue or tape the bung in place. Then without breaking or removing the bung to prevent the release of faeces from the body. Then at midnight every day bring the bung out 0.1 inches every time until on Christmas Day or 25th December, take it out in which an oil like shit stream will be released like an oil filled dam.

Jared- Yo bro are you doing anything special this Christmas?
You- Yeah man i am participating in the annual Holiday Oil Dam
Jared- Your a weird guy you know?

by Dinomax65 October 17, 2025

Holiday docking

When two men penetrate both ends of a prime rib and climax in the meat marinating it from the inside.

Me and my friend Owen tried holiday docking a prime rib and the rest of the family loved it.

by Hagy#3 December 21, 2025

Holiday docking

When two men penetrate both ends of a prime rib and climax marinating it from the inside.

Me and Owen tried holiday docking the prime rib this year and the rest of the family loved it.

by Hagy#3 December 21, 2025

Holiday Buns

Wanting a form of intimacy with a individual during a break from school.(Spring, Thanksgiving, Winter, )

Yo can I get "Holiday buns" from Sarah this Christmas?

by bowdaddydunks January 9, 2026

“Not a holiday” person

A Jehovah’sWitness.

Hey Caren, what are you wearing to the Christmas party?

Christmas party???? Come on Linda, you know I don’t celebrate like that. For the last time I am “not a holiday” person!

by ConstantComment January 26, 2025