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Nipster Hipster

A so called "Hipster" who thinks he is beyond the humanly conceivable meaning of cool. He/She will take advantage of their significant other because their boyfriend/girlfriend has a unhealthy fascination with the fact that He/She is a hipster. The physical appearance of a Nipster Hipster is a tall, lanky guy, who is very attractive, but lacks common sense. You can spot this Nipster hipster by the way his lips are always slightly pursed, as if he has tasted something sour. Popular catch phrases of the Nipster Hipster consist of "Herp, Derp" and "Cool story bro" If you find yourself falling in love with such Nipster Hipster, proceed to take the next train the farthest possible place from him.
"Mary, I think I love Alex."

"But Ellie hes such a Nipster Hipster."
by RuthlessRomantic October 29, 2011
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hipster heroin

Painkillers; vicodin, oxycodone, etc.

Smug hipsters like to think they're doing heroin by living vicariously through their favorite androgynous hipster musicians who have lyrics about heroin. Oddly enough, they would never touch heroin because of the stigma, even though painkillers and heroin are both opiates and chemically very similar.
Dude: "So you're doing hipster heroin every day and you talk down on people who do heroin? You'd probably save some money if you stop lying to yourself and switch to dope. Don't you wanna be like the Velvet Underground?"

Hipster: "No way dude, I'm never gonna touch that stuff. Heroin isn't even like a painkiller hurr durr. And I'm not a hipster (lie)."
by pulse.101 January 8, 2011
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hipstersnapper

Hipstersnapper is a contraction of hipster and whippersnapper, referring to a young or especially obnoxious hipster. A group of hipstersnappers is known as a fustercluck of hipstersnappers.
See that 19 year old over there in the plaid shirt and horn rimmed glasses, harassing the barista for going 3 seconds long on his espresso shot? That dude is a hipstersnapper.
by crunchysue December 15, 2011
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Hipstercritical

Criticizing or dismissing something 'mainstream' to sound cool and hip
Hipstercrite: The hunger games is so lame, it's pretty much battle royale (has never seen battle royale, overheard this)

Person: Stop being so hipstercritical man
by ReginaFalange September 5, 2013
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hipstercrite

someone who accuses you of being a hipster, while clearly being a hipster themselves.
as per levi douglas jacobs, OG oakland hipster and bona-fide hipstercrite

twitter.com/ShitLeviSays
by sweet molasses June 14, 2014
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hipster tramp

The best type of Hipster, a hipster that remains exempt from the mainstream.
Harry is such a Hipster Tramp! He has style but not enough that it makes him look like a hipster prick.
by HipsterTramp August 7, 2014
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hipsterization

The process by which young people with tight pants use an abundance of coffee shops to simultaneously ruin and enhance my city.
Vancouver has fallen victim to hipsterization :(
by notmiranda March 31, 2016
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