sorta clear headed

Innocent, never will surrender, used as an expression in an email not to be taken as "surrender"

I'm sorta clear headed, and surrender.

by Gus Neave August 27, 2006

wrestle the bald headed champ

The act of masturbating (male).

I'm horny so I think I'll watch internet porn whilst I "wrestle the bald headed champ".

by Hickeyandy January 9, 2010

twin headed dragon

doing twin headed dragon style hand monuvers stiking 2 of ur fingers in her pussy doing crazy twist and turns

ur momloves the twin headed dragon i gave her

by yoggy4 April 18, 2009

Narrow headed yard pimp

Chicken: fried, grilled, baked etc.

"I'm goin down to Popeyes to get a 3 piece of narrow headed yard pimp you want anything"

by coola4me June 28, 2009

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

poop faced poop headed poop

george sorial; booty

AHHHH look out there's a poop faced poop headed poop and he's running around in a circle while snorting cocaine and watching alien anime.

by George's mom March 23, 2004

red headed step-child

Derives its meaning from the idea that;
1. Red heads are to be avoided
2. That step children are to be avoided.

So the idea of the both combined is doubly hateful

"beat him like a red headed step-child"

by mrforde August 22, 2006