When I want to look at my definitions, the first menu that pops up from the catalog of random definitions is "Hello (Insert Handle Here)
by EL SEXO GRATIS December 20, 2023

"Hey what the hell do you think your doing to my pet goat sweetie??!?!"
"I'm just doing a bit of goat handling its ok!!"
"I'm just doing a bit of goat handling its ok!!"
by Spektangle March 26, 2008

'The gross amount of wagering within a given period of time or for a given event at one of more establishments' (Wiktionary), or, more generally, the gross amount of transactions in a given instance of business.
"The yearly handle of the American medical industry is said to be more than 17% of the gross domestic product."
"The military-industrial-academic complex is not going to blow off a handle of several hundred billion just because some mopes don't like war this week."
"The military-industrial-academic complex is not going to blow off a handle of several hundred billion just because some mopes don't like war this week."
by StarryGordon January 16, 2022

by SkordySkor May 14, 2023

The kind of person so desperate to steal your handle that they would pick the pie fucker just to get their piece of the pie first.
The handle snatcher would try to snatch up any handle from anyone before they could have it as their handle, thus making every handle a copy of another handle if the handle snatcher couldn't just hijack the original handle and make posts after the handle had already been taken (via hacking or whichever route they take to do it).
by The Original Agahnim January 7, 2022

When your wax pen is nearly empty and begins to have a nasty, burning taste. Also commonly referred to as “smoking technology”.
by theotherjohnmayer July 8, 2025

by door handle dick word creator! April 21, 2024
