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The Sammy Hagar Paradox

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possesses some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar Paradox

A simple fun game to play with The Sammy Hagar Paradox is whenever you are traveling and see a speed limit sign of 55 mph you must be the first to yell "I can't drive 55!"... don't worry everyone wins because it is The Sammy Hagar Paradox

Whenever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
by El Oso Blanco June 26, 2010
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Hagboy

Hagboy - An effeminate , politically left-leaning male, with tendencies toward social disruption in the name of any liberal cause or agenda (see: Antifa) Extremely vocal and opinionated, judgmental and easily agitated when faced with opposing ideologies or political viewpoints. Occasionally destructive, threatening and intimidating in large groups, unless confronted with actual men. Esp. Right-wing Conservative men
A group of Antifa Hagboys assembled on the corner, attempting to intimidate passersby
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Mocha Hagotdi

An acronym meaning "Make Our Customers Happy and Have a Good Time Doing It", a company slogan used by Massachusetts air carrier Cape Air. It has also gained popularity as a phrase used by many airline pilots and Air Traffic Controllers (ATC), particularly "Boston John", an ATC based at Boston Logan Airport (KBOS).
JetBlue 447, Boston Tower. Mocha Hagotdi, Runway 04L cleared for takeoff.

Boston Tower, JetBlue 447. Runway 04L clear for takeoff,
Mocha Hagotdi.
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Hagging

Hagging - when you go to meet up with friends and it is agreed upon that no one is to put in any effort to make themselves look nice. Greasy hair, no makeup and trackies are all encouraged.
Hey Saz, I’ll be over at 7pm for movie night. You, Julie and Katie are hagging too, right?
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Hagime

An exclamation of euphoria upon seeing Hajime Hinata from Super Danganronpa 2 Goodbye Despair
"Wow! This is so Hagime!!"

"I know!!! HAGIME!!!!"
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hagawo

A really legendary woman who loves carl
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E-Hagging

Using social-Networking sights as a means of searching up/identifying and stalking hot members of the female variety.
boy 1: what are you doing on your Iphone
boy 2: ahh just e-hagging these hot bittys

b1: whos that hot bitty over there
b2: i know she is friends with sheniqua
b1: excellent i shall e hag shinqua's friends.
by Fetus_Juicer October 9, 2011
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