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Monkey on, Honey

A term that is used to tell someone to keep on doing what they're doing, because there are no judgements here.
Girl: Man, I'm such a slut, I've been with 5 guys in the last week. But, I've been having soo much fun!
Girl 2: Hey, Monkey on, Honey. I think you're fine just the way you are.
by MonkeyOnHoney November 24, 2013
mugGet the Monkey on, Honeymug.

honey maid

A trailer park lady that works really hard in order to spoil her freeloading boyfriend while he's out cheating on her.
Preston dropped his honey maid off at Motel 6 for her shift and went over to his girlfriend's house for a fun filled day of sex, pot and video games. He was excited it was pay day and only has to wait 8 hours to get his hands on an 8 ball.
by AnnaL Koch August 3, 2018
mugGet the honey maidmug.

Honey-glazer

A sex move prevalent in many holiday destinations; in which the female is subjected to a facial of semen which covers the entire face. Note the female must be tanned (hence honey)
It was a real honey-glazer! She was exactly the right honey glazing complexion.
by J4j April 11, 2013
mugGet the Honey-glazermug.

honey boss

They envy your lifestyle, they recognize your a boss and the women love you.

You are a fan of the honest disclosure mutually beneficial relationship model of honey dating and super curvy ladies.
You work hard, handle your business and play even harder and you always have a sexy young urban lady at your side with curves that bang.
You make no apology for spoiling her, providing an allowance for her time and taking her to nice luxury places because you can afford to do so.

Sometimes found in the company of one or more Tulips Envy Models. Because you got it like that.

Your a Real Man.
Your a honey boss to your Queen Bee and not a simp surgar daddy. You deal with real women and not whiners or crybaby sugar babies who feel their entitled to your money with unrealistic expectations.

You've evolved and own it.
I don't deal with salt daddies, only honey boss's. They know how to treat a woman with style!

As a honey boss, my girl is always taken care of and never has to worry about anything.
by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019
mugGet the honey bossmug.

Honey Crisp

Visible dried pee at the mouth of a vagina
There was a lil' honey crisp, but Vren still went down on her
by Honey Crisper July 11, 2016
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Ginger and honey

Oh shit dude she wanted that "ginger and honey."
by No_milk May 11, 2018
mugGet the Ginger and honeymug.

shower honey

A shower honey a term to describe the fecund brew that gathers around the perimiters of the shower drain, most commonly made up of common house hold and bodily materials (ie toenails, toe gunk, toe hairs, toe fingers, toe rings)

First recorded use of the the term dates back to the year 1307, in the only remaining manuscript of "Oh, Ye Fungus Amongus" by the mysterious Legumis Labotomus LaTapped III (Houghton Mifflin & Sons, et al, 1982)
"hey michael, I was taking a shower lastnight and couldnt help but notice the shower honey you left behind"
by vitaminwateronice June 7, 2018
mugGet the shower honeymug.

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