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Nut gutters

Extra long eyelashes that protect a promiscuous female from getting pink eye after excepting a hefty serving of a man jizzle in her eyeholes.
Megan almost lost an eye!...thank God for her nut gutters.
by maedvargas1 July 10, 2022
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Gutter munted

To be so intoxicated that all motor contol ceases and you end up passing out. Typically occurring on the roadside, footpath, or public park.
Barnaby was properly gutter munted last Wednesday
by Scarbs73 February 11, 2024
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Gutter Breeder

Scummy masses of oxygen consuming flesh with overactive reproductive systems that slink out from seasonal hibernation when temperatures consistently rise above 60 degrees. They then spend their time searching the gutters for a mate, copulate with as many partners as possible to ensure continuation of their species before slinking back to their nests to bear their young during the cold weather months. They have overpopulated both cities and the countryside. They generally do not mate for life and usually bear young from/with multiple other Gutter Breeders.

Be warned to use caution when approaching one in the wild, especially if they are participating in a mating ritual.

During this time, the female is usually spotted trying to attract a mate by donning spandex, ADIDAS slides and concealing prior offspring until a seasonal mate can be secured. Her hair may be bleached or a faded blue/green, although any color is possible, most likely with unattended roots.

Males involved in mating rituals can be identified by their pronounced gold chains and large bank roll of $1 bills. If you smell the overpowering scent of Axe body spray, you've entered the mating zone. Back away slowly without any sudden movements to avoid being mistaken for a potential mate.
"Well it's been sunny and 65 for the last three days. It's about time for gutter breeders to start roaming the streets of town in search of this year's mate. "
by J.Fo_570 May 9, 2023
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Gutter gremlin

the nastiest of the street whores, the gift that keeps giving as in std's ... A female who makes the blue waffle look tasty in comparison
Shannon is a nasty ass gutter gremlin. she fucked every man in the city in one session for pocket change
by Raven lunitic March 31, 2022
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Nutter Gutter

Revised
In order to nutter into one's gutter, you must first clutch your significant other's head, and slam the base of your penis into their esophagus, during first sign of ejaculatory eruption.
Synonyms: Head-Bang,
Hey, babe! I'll do the dishes tonight if I can do the nutter gutter!
by Billy A. Maze February 27, 2020
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Gutter Material

Adjective
1) of or relating to being consistently trashy in attire, vernacular, and body language.

See trashy defined for English-language learners.

2) of or relating to being inconsistent with popular perception.

3) careless of one's present circumstances

4) relating to hygiene of the subject

5) to be filthy like a street or rain gutter

Synonyms:

a) Tasteless
b) Vulgar in nature
c) Undesirable
d) Attention Seeking
a) Guy: Ever since Hayley Williams of Paramore started going out with Chad Gilbert after the release of Bran New Eyes, she's been gutter material!

Girl: OMG! That is so true. lolz
b) Guy 1: What's her name I want to ask her out?

Guy 2: No dude she's gutter material

Guy 1: On the second thought. Forget what I just said.
c) Girl: If you say that again I will be so pissed.

Guy: Say what?

Girl: You are so gutter material.
by itstayloryall June 27, 2013
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Doing Gutter Things

v. When you're Doing Gutter Things it usually implies you're out in the streets, causing a ruckus. Now, this could mean illegal activity--like selling drugs--or doing them. It could also mean something harmlessly idiotic, such as twerking in a parking lot. Totally un-called-for. Basically, it's "trashy" foolish, irresponsible, or frivolous behavior--that ought to be washed down the gutter--but it is instead--what you're up to with your best friend. Also, just for clarity, you cannot be Doing Gutter Things in places where there are in fact no gutters. You can't do gutter things while camping in the wilderness, for example. Doing Gutter Things takes place in the Urban World, or even worse, the Suburban World. Yeah, for sure, soccer moms can be out Doing Gutter Things. If you're particularly shameless about Doing Gutter Things you might get famous... or become a rap artist.
Local menaces DJ Boy Warrior and Mickie Southpaw both got permission from their bosses to leave work early to go vote in person, but then they decided to instead spend the rest of the day Doing Gutter Things
by mickie_southpaw August 5, 2020
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