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Granny fluffer

Any male who kisses the butt of an old woman, in chat, (usually a hag from the UK) in an attempt to gain favor or sexual pleasure from them.
The granny fluffer was in discord being a cuck.
by Goonie's Revenge September 22, 2023
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granny pimpin

Verb-to become friends with an older someone, in hopes that they will trade you their prescription medicine for a little money on the side.
I can't do anythin today guys, i have to go granny pimpin cause i am low on vicadin
by snwduuuuudeee May 7, 2009
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Granny Gold

Granny Gold refers to late model sedans and SUVs in the shade of metallic gold, enhancing the vehicles visual appeal. Many folks recall their grandmother driving a gold color car and its been affectionately dubbed "granny gold". Camrys, Accords, Tahoes, and Buicks are the usual suspects.
Person 1: Hey check out the car that my grandma handed down to me!
Person 2: Nice! And its in Granny Gold too!
by Daddy_Digital March 1, 2024
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Ur granny tranny

Worse than 'ur mom gay' or 'ur daddy lesbian'
Will END someone's life
Person 1: Ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: Ur daddy lesbian
Person 2: Ur granny tranny
Person 1: *dies*
by Greasy Grover May 10, 2018
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Granny Lip It

When you're getting slop top and the chick has braces. The chick then uses her lips to cover both teeth and braces and proceeds to give A1 slop top.
On a cold winter night, Me and Beth were feeling really frisky. She is still a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top, however she has braces. Last time she gave me A1 slop top, my foreskin got caught in her braces. I had to punch her in the forehead so she would let go. This time I told Beth to granny Lip it.
by Marcamango September 27, 2020
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You’s granny

That sexy old lady we engor at all costs
Crap the popo’s be all up in ere you’s granny as a shield
by Big dead scrodum hat June 21, 2021
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Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.
When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.
by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020
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