Ghost Shitting

A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities

'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'

by The Ghost Shitter March 13, 2012

get ghost

An expression used to signify ones departure, another way to say that you are leaving.

When the party was getting lame, I knew it was time to get ghost.

by ramblinworker April 10, 2005

Ghost Texter

an individual that you may be dating, "talking too", friends with, and or having a consensual naughty relationship with that has decided to no longer return your text or will return the text after a prolonged period of time. By said period of time, you're NO longer into them.

You = "Dinner"

Ghost Texter........ <you waiting for response>

and NOTHING

by Rizcucci aka.. Flower March 11, 2010

Ghost Nips

Where your nipples match the skin tone of the rest of your body , normally the color of your nipples would be darker compared to your normal skin tone

Ginger takes her shirt off , “oh hey Ginger, I didnt know you had ghost nips”

by HubbaBubba32 November 19, 2018

emo ghost

someone who was emo before emo was 'cool' and walks around saying "I'm a ghost, nobody likes me."

Justin A. is an emo ghost

by Charlie and Chocolate May 30, 2006

Ghost sex

As you’re clapping checks doggy style with some randy, you then tag team your buddy out the closet and switch positions. Next you sneak outside to look through the window and sure enough she’s looking at you like she’s just seen a ghost!

Dude: Brooo chad and I totally just had ghost sex last night!! You should’ve seen the look on the b*tches face!
Friend: aw dude I wish I was there!!

by Clivebix August 19, 2021

ghost tampon

When a girl attempts to flush her used tampon down the toilet, and it appears to be gone, then resurfaces to scare the crap out of you later.

"I went to pee and there was a ghost tampon in the toilet, you told me you flushed it! Ew!"

by Radassical January 14, 2008