Having the ability to state the obvious in a monotone voice in any given situation. All while standing over a dead body.
Jeff was giving me the Gary sinise effect yesterday. He just kept stating the obvious about everything I said.
by LittleBrittle81 August 30, 2013

person 1: Zachary Gary Goldberg stop pinching
Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*
Zachary Gary Goldberg: no I like men
person 1: small
Zachary Gary Goldberg:.... *crys*
by Pootoshj May 2, 2022

Normally a straight but gay male , working as a shipping or warehouse supervisor that takes a abnormally large amount of cum from more then 10 men at work down the street at a locale motel
by Fast eddy July 5, 2020

by smiddinspector April 9, 2005

When some no name who isn't involved steps in and fucks everything up similar to how Gary Johnson fucked Hillary in the election
This kid just walked up while I was fighting with Jamie and Gary Johnson'd me. Just totally took his side.
by Mericuh1776 November 8, 2016

n. 1. one who may easily become grouchy or grumpy, even if it is not that often; 2. one who is always grouchy or grumpy.
Anja was being such a Gary Grumpy-Pants because she got annoyed when Adrianna and Alanna wanted to slappa da bass for the picture.
by the girl from ipanema April 29, 2009

by OwTheEdte06@ February 21, 2023
