Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.
Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.
by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021
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Furness

Furness in scouse means to demolish or destroy something or someone

Say is some says 'can I Furness these crisp' it means can I finish off (demolish your crisp)
Furness all the haters
by Kaitlyn & Jessica March 27, 2017
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fur anchor

Q: Hey, want to get a bite to eat later?

A: No, I’ve got to go home and let my fur anchor shit in the neighbor’s yard.
by NCElm November 24, 2024
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grandmas fur burger

A very sticky chicken mesh among all the jungle among all the ham. This variant can cum from all sorts of regions including Nelly's yard (Iron Way). Smelly queefs are included in the symptoms of having a fur burger as shown in the investigations concluded by P.hD Professor Dr.J2Jiggly. To cure this condition, one must reincarnate into their next life in order to rejuvenate their minge. This condition will reoccur after 70 years of any reincarnation. But this value can have a slight uncertainty of ±5 years varying on the frequency of usage of the specified minge.
Person: She's leng ahlie
Joel: Nah g, are u skunked? She ent got a grandmas fur burger
Person: Thats bookie styll
Joel: Shush blud, gyal aint leng unless they got a fur burger. Furthermore, run me your nan's snap or suttin
Person: Sn bro, that leng ting was only 12 anyways
by Parry by June 07, 2022
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fur chimney

(n.) - very hairy penis shaft
Heading to the barber to line up the old fur chimney
by Squatchrider December 11, 2017
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Fur Bucket

A parody of fuss bucket meant to be used for pets (mainly cats) that are particularly fluffy and may shed a lot.
My cat Rory is a fur bucket; He never stops shedding!
by Tee..Dee January 01, 2023
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fur pot

An insane mixture of peyote and super good kush which would surely make anyone insane enough to become a cannibal.
<DTJ> Fur Pot
<Q>"What is it used for?"
<DTJ>"What- It's used for a.. several different things- um what it is- you know what Peyote is?"
<Q>"A coyote?"
<DTJ>"Yeah, peyote, like the natives. The natives smoked the peyote."
<DTJ>"What this is- is you take peyote and you take- you teek og-kush marijuana"
<DTJ>"And you- you grind them together and you squish them until the juices come out"
<DTJ>"And then we all smoke it and it makes us go insane and we start eating each other"
by rex_corvorum March 27, 2022
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