your balls are fucked mate 

your balls are looking fucked as fuck. they got gangrene and all kinds of nasty shit on them like dried smegma and cum and also john flansburghs facial tattoo thst you got in prison from a crack needle

guest 1 says: "your balls are fucked mate"

guest 2 says: "i activated stiky keys on my keyboard"

guest 3 says: STR

your balls are fucked mate by cockwafer June 13, 2024

Mean Muggin and Mug Fuckin 

Somethin a friend of mine randomly said just now, both of us equally confused but enthused.

It means thug muggin while bein an absolute menace to society.

Man, Im mean muggin and mug fuckin.
Wanna destroy the patriarchy?
Lets burn EVERYTHIN!

Mean Muggin and Mug Fuckin by poisoned poet March 15, 2025

Mean Muggin and Mug Fuckin 

Somethin my friend said moments ago. Both of us equally confused and enthused.
It means thug muggin while bein an absolute menace to society.

Man, I’m mean muggin and mug fuckin.
Wanna destroy the government?
Let’s burn EVERYTHIN!
Everythin?
Everythin.

Mean Muggin and Mug Fuckin by poisoned poet March 15, 2025

Arkansas pig fucker

An Arkansas pig fucker is someone who's so retarded they are as valuable as a worthless ape. Also some of them can be sleezeball cops.

I don't like you... you remind me of an Arkansas Pig Fucker.

Arkansas pig fucker by aristeidisgr November 14, 2025

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS 

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS by 10xValue September 24, 2021

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as 

A phrase used whenever americans can’t see the beauty in something, taken from billy on the street talking about his love for the movie Rattatoullie

Person 1:”I went to the grand canyon with a bunch of americans and they were all on their phones the whole time”

Person 2:”Jesus, Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the ass.”

Americans wouldn’t know genuine enchantment if it fucked them in the as by sunnyfolina June 17, 2023

You've gone and done fucked it

Definition: (phrase)
A brutal way of saying someone hasn’t just made a mistake; they’ve taken a situation, set it on fire, thrown it off a cliff, and then acted surprised when it exploded. Used when the failure is so obvious, reckless, or dumb that no fixing it is even worth trying.

Not casual. This is reserved for moments when someone’s failure is so massive and self-inflicted that it almost becomes art. It's got that slow-burn of disappointment baked into it. First you sigh, then you say it. Related to "you done fucked up," but "gone and done" adds that extra salt; like you watched them build their own disaster in slow motion.

Example:

"Gave Chad the aux cord and now we're listening to 12 minutes of dolphin noises. You've gone and done fucked it up."

"She hit 'reply all' with that email dragging the boss. You've gone and done fucked it."

You've gone and done fucked it by Moss_Piglet April 22, 2025