Net Muncher

A person that consumes large amounts of internet without paying for it.

Wendy: My internet just renewed and 2 gigabytes are already gone!

Michael: It was Jacob downloading game mods.

Jacob: It wasn't me!'

Wendy:Your such a......Net Muncher!

by Truthman445 May 11, 2013

.net choco

A .NET choco, frequently spotted in a Patagonia vest, is passionate about everything related to Azure. They treat their ThinkPad as a staple accessory and haven't refreshed their tech stack expertise since the year 2000.

Hey look at that .NET choco over there! Is this an Lenovo Thinkpad X?

by hauxi March 12, 2024

No Net November

Basically the internet next november because net neutrality is going away

"Dude i'm so ready for no net november!"

by Jeffydickballs December 19, 2017

Net

I word for a man who has a small dick

Girl last night was horrible!
Why?
Well for starters the guy was a net...

by Paris Darling June 11, 2018

open net

Used instead of 'open book' to indicate your life is open and available for others to peruse on the internet.

My everything is being publicized everywhere. Google has it all. Facebook has it all. The County Library has it all. My life is an open net.

by FunGal_in_SoCal July 15, 2011

net

net (n). slang for mother/ grown woman. derived from the room (30/01/22)

my net doesn't rip that i fuck with tattoos and piercings.

by Pilot_suicide January 29, 2022

Net banger

bkxbybrii Is definitely a net banger

Hey that girl bri is definitely a net banger she’s always trying to fight people online

by little mac64 April 10, 2024