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food ninja

A person who sneakily steals other people's food when they're not looking.

They move with stealth and secrecy just like actual ninja's.
Nic: Hey, I'm sure I left some cake here a second ago?

Aimee: Henry probably food ninja'd it.

Both: Damn you food ninja!
by Uncle Henery February 7, 2013
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Food fan

A person that is fat because they eat too much food.
Food fan: I like McDonald's and eat it on a daily basis
Someone: No.
by Okgamerbro9001 September 30, 2020
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Food Trance

The state of being while eating something so good (or long-anticipated) that one loses some or all awareness of what is around him or her. Talking diminishes to a minimum, and this may also be accompanied by a tremor-like shaking in the legs. One experiencing a food trance tends to eat quickly, so as not to lose the pleasing taste of the food being consumed.
"Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. That steak put me in a food trance."
by Iamsogood October 24, 2011
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Food slut

A person that will do anything for their favorite food.
"I'm a slut for chili."
"You can see he's a food slut."
"I'm not promiscuous, but I'd be a slut for pizza."
by Choco_late December 19, 2018
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Pussy Food

Nonchalantness
Designer bags
Nail dates
Gangsta music
Hard shit
Rapport building

All these things are pussy food, shit that gets the panties wet
You aint get that bitch a bag or sum, nigga thass pussy food betta get that.

Oh she curvin you, shit, fallback, act nonchalant, thass pussyy food they like that.

You gotta talk to the bitch like u KNOW her already, thass pussy food

Play some lik durk ‘round da bitch, thass pussy food.

Drop the strap around her one time, thass pussy food.

Go get ya nails done wit the bitch, thass pussy food, let her see you take care ya shit.
by Vyrotek April 9, 2022
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food hard-on

An extreme desire to eat a particular food aroused by its mention or aroma
I can't get tacos out of my mind. I've got a food hard-on.
Food hard-on: To be completely consumed with eating a specific food.
by Roundthebend November 29, 2014
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Food Smug

Happy with your meal choice in a restaurant, principally because it is far better than that of someone else at your table. The opposite of Food Envy.
Your 'macrobiotic bowl' salad looks truly terrible, feeling pretty Food Smug with my order right now.
by MyonduespYm May 28, 2019
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