Cottage Pie

As a female is pleasuring a male via oral sex she inserts her middle and ring finger into his anus. She then deep throats the male and at the moment of deep throat the male ejaculates into the females throat, she then proceeds to vomit over the males genitalia (prior to this the female ate carrots potatoes peas and gravy). As this is occurring the female pulls out the middle and ring finger out of the males anus only to allow a spurt of diarrhoea to cover the females hand, she then draws a moustache onto the males face using his faeces.

If your not nice to my mother I'm going to cottage pie you.

Oh fuck because i stayed out and didn't tell her my wife cottage pied me.

My mum made me cottage pie last night and it made me cry.

by The Naked Chef August 16, 2009

hair pie

Particularly hairy snatch, also commonly referred to as the 'hip-to-hip wookie bush'

Her hair pie was so full, even her grannie panties could not contain it.

by tom December 7, 2004

fur pie

A woman's pubic region in it's beautiful, natural, unshaven state. I.e. The best kind of pie.

"Man I got me some fur pie last night!"

by PigBovine November 7, 2007

Scooter Pie

A cheap knock off of the moonpie. It is available mainly in the northern United States. In Canada and the UK it is called a Wagon Wheel. The Scooter Pie consists of two graham crackerish cookies, a marshmallow filling, and a waxy chocolate coating.

BettyRuth, would you go into the Stop-N-Go and pick me up a Pepsi and a Scooter Pie or two?

by SpookyT April 26, 2006

Cottleston Pie

A pie that is mentioned by Winnie the Pooh Bear in his philosophical piece, the Tao of Pooh. Used by him as a response to various riddles including, "Why does a chicken, I don't know why." So use this as an answer to anything.

Example: Joe- How do you use these condoms?
Mary- Cottleston, cottleston, cottleston pie.

Teacher- What is the square root of 56.9?
Student- Cottleston pie.

Dood- What is the meaning of life, the universe,
and everything?
Me- 42 cottleston pies.

by bezgurl February 13, 2006

nigger pie

watermelon, large green fruit, grows on vine and is cheap

The black person was eating nigger pie because its cheap and delicious.

by ChristoGP October 16, 2007

Niglet pie

A nigger who is a midget who creampies his aunt shequan while also watching his grandma rub her self with pumpkin pie.

Grandma i dont like apples on our Niglet pie. and aunty stop being a bitch.

by NIGGGGGGGERRRRR December 19, 2017